HIMYM Review: Slapsgiving 3 Slapointment in Slapmarra

How I Met Your Mother 

'Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra' 
Review

(Warning! The word "slap" will be used heavily in this review) 

How I Met Your Mother has finally returned to finish up the second half of its final season. After ending the mid-season with a clip of Marshall ready to slap the bejesus out of Barney there was much anticipation about what was to come. The slap bet countdown website even made a reappearance.

In all honesty, although the hype was good fun, I expected this episode to be fairly mediocre and unfortunately it was just that.

The episode began with the continuation of Marshall about to slap Barney in gloriously detailed slow motion. But of course Ted interjects with a story about how this all came about. Ultimately it results in a flashback of the group at McLaren's with Marshall playfully recounting the tale about how he came to acquire the power of the "slap of a million exploding suns." There Marshall learns the three key components for the ultimate slap.

Each teaching was fairly funny, clearly spoofing martial arts films including Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill. 

There was clever little wordplay's with Marshall's interactions with supposed legendary slap masters. Red Bird (Robin), White Flower (Lily) and The Calligrapher (Ted). 

Each lesson was somewhat funny but it was bordering more on the slapstick rather than any proper smart humour. The lessons taught by Red Bird and White Flower were also a little repetitious with their jokes. 

There was a nice little moment within White Flowers lesson with a series a minute guest appearances from Barney's conquests, including Nora and even season one's Shannon, but it was a shame that it was so short lived.

Teds teachings of accuracy to Marshall was the most humorous out of the three. This was purely because Ted's snobbish, almost obsessive compulsive behaviour still remained. Ted's final moments as the Calligrapher was possibly the funniest part of the episode (although it's not saying a lot in it's favour)

Eventually we are brought back to the present day with a little bit of a surprise at first, but then taken to a final scenario which was peculiar and nonsensical at best. There really should have been a more understandable link for this penultimate slap. 

The last moments with Boyz II Men singing about this momentous event at the end was undeniably random, but at least fun. 

Overall Slapsgiving 3 was just a bit odd. Fair enough to make a flashy episode with actual use of CGI and the likes, but it really shows that it is simply trying to hide the lack of good story concepts left in the writing room. 

It would have been nice to have at least seen a quick flashback at the end perhaps to the real life situation of Marshall's teachings from his three friends to bring about a sense of plausibility.

Perhaps it's the case that I watched Season One again before reviewing this episode, but the first series' storytelling was so brilliant with amazingly grounded, believable and relatable tales that I instantly took a dislike to the absurdity of this one. 

But HIMYM really does need to tone it down with the theatricals in order for fans and the wider audience to actually give the show some respect, particularly with its send off edging ever closer on March 31st.

5.2/10

HIMYM Review: Bass Player Wanted

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'Bass Player Wanted' Review

After a weeks break, HIMYM has returned for its mid season finale. Much hype was made on social networks by the shows creators about the fact that this episode would predominantly focus on the mother. Although it did not fully live up to its exceedingly high expectations, the episode was definitely one of the better showings this season.

This weeks episode did not seem to have an easily classified main story and sub plot as each character had an equal amount of screen time and it was all interwoven into one another.

The story begins with Marshall and Marvin's final five mile walk to the Farhampton Inn. Instantly I feared that , much like 'Bedtime Stories', this episode was going to focus solely on this journey, providing the audience with another filler episode. Once more the cheesy western style music for Marshall and Marvin's journey began, but thankfully it was short lived as the one and only mother picked them up and happily took the two onward to Farhampton. 

This was a far better move by the writers as the audience was able to witness the chemistry between herself and Marshall. It was great how she initially messed with his head, pretending to be a psychic, knowing everything about him, with us the audience knowing full well that Lily had divulged all the information to her on the train ride in the season premiere.

Furthermore, it was great to see the similarities between the two, as both are undeniably polite, avoiding confrontation at all costs, yet ahead of them were some hefty situations which needed to be resolved.

The mothers fear about the looming possible confrontation weaved into Ted, Barney, Robin and Lily's stories as a mysterious man named Darren (Andrew Rannells) became involved with their issues. 

His first encounter with Lily and Robin was rather humourous with their initial confusion whether or not he was a relative of Robins furthered by the two girls telepathic conversation about a possible menage-a-trois with this stranger. Eventually we learn that behind all the niceties, he is in fact a "firestarter", causing rifts between friendships. This led to Lily finding out that Robin was siding with Marshall about the judgeship vs Rome debate, whilst Robin was less than enthusiastic that her thunder was somewhat stolen by Lily's issue. They were not the most serious of issues, somewhat feeling that they were brought to the table simply for the sake of the plot device, but at least they were addressed in some manner. 

Darren's second encounter with Ted and Barney was far more substantial as Barney found out that Ted was moving to Chicago. This eventually had to be found out by someone else within the group and it was best that it was by Barney. What worked so well was that, although he did initially attempt to persuade Ted out of moving, Barney completely understood that the move was not just for the job for Ted, but more so to ease the pain of losing Robin, and he respected that. 

Ted's little escapade to retrieve yet another bottle of Glen McKenna Scotch, resulting in larceny, was also a nice little touch to emphasise to Barney that he would do anything for his best friend. It almost acted as a thank you for Barneys acceptance of Teds future plans.    

Eventually the whole group were back together again with Marshall finally walking through the doors of the Farhampton Inn, to his horror of finding an aggressive Lily, which thankfully for the time being she "paused" on (There will definitely be an episode dedicated to this argument). 

And again there was a nice little tie in between Ted and the mother: Firstly in terms of their behaviour with the mother's monologue commenting about karma, echoing ever so obviously the way in which Ted thinks; secondly with Teds physical actions unknowingly removing the subject of her confrontation. 

Overall Bass Player Wanted was not exactly what I was anticipating. Hoping that this would be the occasion for the mother and Ted to physically meet one another I admit  that I was a little disappointed. But it made complete sense to tie in the mother with Marshall seeing as she has already met Lily and Barney. No doubt there will be an episode of Robin meeting her too. 

The issue of Chicago was also played out well, with no crazy melodramatics, and the tension between Lily and Marshall is now at an all time high.

It is great that everyone is now at the Farhampton Inn, primarily the mother, as the show can now bring a steady stream of excitable intrigue about the moments up until that fateful moment for Ted.     

7.9/10

HIMYM Review: The Rehearsal Dinner

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'The Rehearsal Dinner' Review 

Last weeks HIMYM decided to move towards a more experimental approach with an episode entirely dedicated to a nursery rhyme motif. 

Despite the bold move, it ultimately remained a little stale, notably because it was one of the most obvious filler episodes to date. 

This week however the show returned back to form, providing a decent episode which was somewhat bogged down by a sense of deja vu.

The main premise began with Barney handcuffed in a laser tag security office seemingly assured that Robin had set up the rehearsal dinner at this venue rather than at the Farhampton hotel itself. Much to Robins annoyance and displeasure Barney recounts the series of events leading up to that moment. From there on, numerous flashbacks ensued. 

The scene at McLarens pub, with Robin asking for the wedding to be held in Canada, was fairly well executed with the whole crew making silly jokes about her country. Teds interjection that the jokes continued for what seemed a lifetime was a nice little touch as a few extras in the background had their entire lives playing out during that scene.

The secondary flashback of Barney retaliation at Robin's bachelor party prank was also particularly funny with Barney's childish behaviour with the puppies whilst Robin remained rather serious about his sadistic prank on her. Her rule to be more like Marshall and Lily, with no surprises in their relationship was crucial for the overall arc of the story.

What worked best with this plot line was that Barney's obsessive behaviour was so typical of him that it was hard to see the bigger picture, which ended up being a really nice surprise. But at the same time, as nice a surprise it was, it was far too reminiscent of his play "The Robin" in terms of its structure and how the events unfolded.  

Additionally there were some curiosities about the practicalities of the final moments and how Robin quite literally did not see this.

As for Ted and Lily they were left on the sidelines with some mediocre gags. 

The reminder of Lily's inability to keep a secret was rather dull, particularly as we have seen this used multiple times before during previous seasons. It was an interesting reminder though that she had still kept the secret of Teds move to Chicago under wraps. The whole secret issue loosely seeped into Lily telling Ted and Robin about Marshall's judgeship and the possibility of the move to Italy being put on hold, but it seemed a weak way for the rest of the gang to find out. 

Ted was once more a caricature of his usual self, with flashbacks of himself attempting to play the piano whilst dressed up like Liberace as a present for Robin and Barney. There was little to care about with this subplot, although his statement during the initial flashback that he was the best at giving wedding presents with Marshall and Lily's instant looks of disgust was a nice little remembrance of their feud in The Poker Game.    

Apart from a few small appearances in the flashbacks, Marshall was not involved in the proceedings of the present events. There wasn't much indication of how far into his five mile walk to the hotel he was in or whether or not this all occurred during his bus travel. 

Regardless of the sub-par side stories, Barney and Robin's main arc was a nice lighthearted tale which goes to show that they will never be the conventional couple, but instead will constantly amaze and surprise one another to illustrate their love. The final moments were a little too familiar but certainly no excuse to complain about it. 

As nice as it was, the show really needs to place Ted back on the forefront, particularly as the series is edging ever so close to its conclusion.

7/10

HIMYM Review: Bedtime Stories

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'Bedtime Stories' Review

How I Met Your Mother has been somewhat experimental with a handful of its episodes, but Bedtime Stories takes the cake with an episode completely dedicated to rhyming throughout the entire 22 minute run through. But was enjoyable, or simply grating? For the most part it did a decent job but it didn't save it from the obvious fact that the story itself was pure filler.

The episode begins with Marshall desperately attempting to get his son Marvin to sleep on the bus journey back to Farhampton. Realising that he forgot the nursery rhymes book, Marshall decides to tell tales based on his three friends.

The first tale "Mosby at the Bat" recalls Ted making acquaintance with another college professor, Lisa by which he agrees to go out to a restaurant, but is unsure whether to call it a date or not. 

This little subplot was very much akin to the classic HIMYM style with Barney creating clues by which Ted could determine if he was on a date or not. Barneys use of a globe painted over with Date and Not a Date was very reminiscent of his hot/crazy scale which was a nice touch.  

Additionally there was a rather humorous moment at the end of that tale when the passenger commented about how crass Marshall's story was, which then jumped to future Ted apologizing to his kids.  

We then move onto the weaker tale of the three, Robin eating a whole wedding cake. It was good use of a flashback of Robin when times were hard, i'm guessing this occasion was when she broke up with Don as she let herself go, and the guest appearance by James Van Der Beek was a nice little surprise. But apart from that, the remainder of it was rather stupid. The only funny part in this segment was Marshall's fellow bus passenger doing a rap to aid Marshall who couldn't find a word to rhyme with Canada.

Finally on to Barney, his "Player King of New York City" was as equally silly with his mafia meeting with other players of the New York, all played by himself of course. But this sheer craziness is easily associated with Barney so it was a little more acceptable, although there was distinct lack of humour unfortunately. It was also nice that his and Ted's story both linked in with one another ever so loosely. 

As a whole the episode was generally OK, the whole episode rhyming actually worked fairly well as they used pretty simple rhyming verse. Some of the rhyming did falter in places, particularly with Lily during Robin's story, but the rest of the gang did it well.

Although rather silly, each little tale that Marshall told lighthearted and watchable. But the main issue was that this was the biggest filler episode. There was nothing linked to the wedding itself. Hopefully the next episode will reflect on what went on with the rest of the gang in Farhampton during Marshall's journey.

5.8/10

Movie Review: The Bling Ring

The Bling Ring

 Review

Here in the 21st Century young western society seems to aspire to the socialite lifestyles, attempting to emulate the constant impression that we are all having a party hard way of life and that it is better than anyone else's. 

With The Bling Ring, this film hones down on this ideal with a group of teenagers committing multiple burglaries across LA in the homes of the rich and famous in order to recreate that same type of lifestyle for themselves. 

Although the film says that it is based on true events, caution is slightly needed as the film itself is based on the Vanity Fair article " The Suspects wore Louboutins" by Nancy Jo Sales.

The Bling Ring starts off fairly well, introducing the male lead Marc (Israel Broussard), a boy who is constantly paranoid about the way he looks and that he is not good enough to be considered "A-list" material. 

On his first day at school he swiftly meets Rebecca (Katie Chang) and their friendship seems to flourish rather quickly from there on. 

All too easily we begin to realise she's a rebel and that theft is almost a drug for her, with the adrenaline fueling her to keep on wanting to do more, each time the more extravagant. And thus her friends Nicki (Emma Watson), Chloe (Claire Julien) and Sam (Taissa Farmiga) get dragged in for the ride. But they all take great pleasure in their criminal offences.

The whole insight into what American adolescents aspire to be is completely understandable for those watching who are also young adults.

The emphasis on the pressures of your social media persona on the likes of Facebook were all very close to home. The scenes of the girls constantly taking photos of themselves, attempting each time to look provocative and sexual, instantly uploading them onto Facebook for recognition and approval was a great illustration of the pressures for girls in western society. 

Additionally the obsession with "news" about celebrities, with their DUI's and the whereabouts of their partying were was also nice little mockery of teens fixated with people who are only famous for their notoriety and not their actual achievements.

The main issue with the film is that the characters were not overly developed. Although perhaps that was Sofia Coppola's aim so that we don't create potential idols of these convicts, there was a definite lack of interest in them. 

This lack of character was particularly the case for all the female leads. They were a collective persona: all rather bitchy and manipulative in order to get what they wanted. There was also no sense of guilt or remorse between them all, but simply reveling in their own notoriety. 

Apart from minor elements such as Nicki's "religious beliefs" based on the book The Secret, the lack of differentiation between the female cast made it rather dull. 

Marc was slightly better in that he provided a more diverse range of emotions, but even then his character was rather bland. 

Additionally the film itself did get quite repetitive and slow with the almost rehashed footage of the group relaxing, playing around and then robbing the houses. 

Overall The Bling Ring is a pretty standard film which ultimately is more interesting for the teenagers and young adults of this generation. The film was playful and the soundtrack was really great, creating the mood of the party hard way of life. 

Two moments towards the end of the movie though put it much higher in my books. 

Marc's comment that we live in a world with a "sick fascination of the Bonnie and Clyde kind of thing" is incredibly true, particularly when he further noted that he received 800 friend requests on Facebook for his criminal offences which he acknowledged that if his actions were for a charitable cause, that wouldn't have been the case. Secondly the final moments with Emma Watson's Nicki was a sly, well placed twist of events. These two moments highlight what a warped, confused society we live in and it was used to great effect.      

6.7/10

HIMYM Review: Mom and Dad

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'Mom and Dad' Review

We were welcomed last week with an episode of HIMYM that was on full form, blending the best of comedy with some very well done underlying drama. Unfortunately this week threw away much of the drama and instead opted for pure slapstick. It worked in places but for the most part it was rather stale.

As the title suggests, the episode focused on Mom and Dad, in this case the return of John Lithgow as Jerome, James' vicar father and Loretta. 

The plot between the Stinson family ran very thin regards to its premise as a whole and the events that followed were, for the most part, equally lacklustre. 

Barney was once more his immature self with his head in the clouds, completely ignorant of any contradictory statement made about his mother and fathers relationship. Fortunately Neil Patrick Harris does it well enough though to still make it enjoyable, It was also nice to see James become a child too and squabble with Barney about the situation. 

What made it a shame was that John Lithgow's performance was incredibly limited. After some fairly tense moments in season 6 between he and Barney it would have been nicer to have had a bit more grounded sincerity between the two.   

All issues aside, there was a fantastic musical number with the whole Stinson family set in a cliched 1950's suburban backdrop. Of course Barney and James were the best of the bunch. It was like watching NPH at the Tony awards with his cheesy lyrics battling it out in song with Wayne Brady. 

On to Ted, he was once more enlisted with best man duties, on this occasion to keep hidden a signed picture of Wayne Gretzky from Robin. 

After later finding it damaged in his room, the plot turned into a detective mystery story and was typically ridiculous with its cheesy 'whodunit' approach of which the three subjects convicted was a poor listing: from a random concierge to Robins estranged cousin and of course The Karate Kid's Billy Zabka.

Admittedly it was funny to watch Ted get fully invested in the situation and go into full on detective mode (although surprisingly no references to The Mosby Boys was made), but the return of the "conflict" between Billy Zabka and himself was simply satisfactory. There was no actual sense of mystery with the proceedings at all. It was clearly pointed out in The Poker Game that Billy wanted to exact his revenge.

Finally we move on to Marshall and Daphne. Aside from some poor gags for the reasoning behind Daphne's abrupt anger it was actually a nice heartfelt short tale. We have come to learn from the previous episodes that Daphne is a big wig in the oil drilling community and has missed out on much of her child's life because of this, but it was never really developed, until now. The story ended with a nice resolution for Marshall and Daphne with them parting ways on friendly terms. 

Granted it was a nice way to end the two's journey together but it was rather pleasing that this arc had come to a close. Now it is time for Marshall to be more invested in the shenanigans between the whole gang.

Overall Moms and Dads was a satisfactory effort which tried a little too hard with the slapstick humour.

 It was a little surprising seeing as this script was written by Carter Bays & Craig Thomas themselves who are usually more akin to writing the more serious episodes. It was also disappointing how flat and one dimensional the characters were portrayed. Although they made small appearances, the lack of Robin and Lily in this episode was also a bit of a downer.

Onwards and upwards they say. Let's hope so for next weeks HIMYM

5/10

HIMYM Review: Platonish

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"Platonish" Review

Although the episode began with a short continuation of Robins despair over her mother not attending the wedding, Last nights HIMYM ended up a different affair with a full on flashback, six months before the wedding. At this point in time Ted's feelings for Robin were still uncertain and Barney was let loose with a full on girl grabbing spree after his failure to woo Robin for keeps. 

The theme of this episode really began with Barney explaining to Ted and Lily that (apart from Marshall and Robin) no relationship can simply be platonic, there will always remain a sense of sexual tension. 

Teds outright assurance to the gang that Barney's theory was incorrect and that he is simply friends with Robin was ultimately transparent, one which the group could all see. 

This arc was great as we got to witness the more serious side of Mr Mosby, constantly questioning the "what ifs" and his overall hesitancy towards making the leap to go after her. It is a very relatable situation for the audience I'm sure. 

The idea that Marshall was purely pushing Ted to make the move purely due to the bet he made with Lily did make his inclusion seem a little insincere, but this was swiftly overridden, he clearly cares about Ted and his constant assessment of the situation highlighted this.  

Admittedly the whole basketball game setting for Ted and Marshall's interactions felt a little bit random. It could have easily been done at MacLarens or even the apartment, but I suppose it was ample ground for some play on words of which the two hounded down at the coach and referee.  

Additionally the truth about Teds future decision to move to Chicago was somewhat unraveled. Bryan Cranston returned as Hammond Druthers, headhunting for Ted to join the architecture firm he works for in Chicago. 

The guest appearance was short and simple, with Druthers behaviour remaining to be same old egotistical self, grappling firmly his Pete Rose signed baseball. 

Considering the hype of Cranston making a return appearance, particularly after his critically acclaimed participation in Breaking Bad, it was a little bit of a shame that there wasn't more of a fleshed out story. Surprisingly though this tiny element strongly emphasised how much in dire straits Ted must be about his feelings towards Robin, to he point of wanting to flee and work for Druthers, who he publicly despised.   

As for the remaining trio, we were left with an equally strong premise which started off a little silly which developed into a more powerful plot.

Barney's "Challenge Accepted" was put to the test with the girls dishing out various challenges for him.

The garbage bag/ not allowed to use the letter "E" challenge was the best of the three. It was literally lough out loud funny when Barney would accidentally pronounce the "E", get frustrated and leave the girls he was hitting on. 
As for the remaining two, the Ryan Gosling play was fairly funny, particularly with Barneys quick psychoanalysis of the girl, but the introductory Dolphin was rather unbelievable and very much over the top.

But it was the fourth and final challenge that proved to be the best aspect of the show. It was great to see Barney meet the mother in that awkward situation, with her extracting the truth behind Barney's crazy antics and thus revealing the origin story of The Playbook's "The Robin".

Overall Platonish has been the most entertaining episode of season 9 to date. The blend of serious drama with comedy, which for once in a long time running was actually laugh out loud funny, worked extremely well. 
Even though the plots were technically divided, they tied really well into one another. But the final moments fast forwarding in time back to Farhampton, revealing Teds look of distress that he decided to sit back rather than go for the win like Barney was the icing on the cake. 
Yes some of you fans might feel that it's covering old ground yet again, but still there is no denying that there was a strong overall story.
Will more conflict between Ted and Barney return? We'll have to wait and see. Fingers crossed it does.

8.7/10